Be My Valentine: Pet Screw Novelty (1978) $3.00
Large screw in wood & metal cage w/ "Be My Pet Screw" on heart face.
CPA, Inc. [3¼" x 2¼" x 2½"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Near Mint.
Beagle Puss Disguise Kit (1978) $6.00
Plastic glasses and bushy moustache ala Groucho Marx. So where's the cigar?
Franco-American Novelty Company [5¼" x 7" x 1½"]
Contents are Mint. (Still sealed.)
Packaging is Very Fine. (Mild warping from cellophane shrinkage.)
Electric Toilet Tissue Novelty (1967) $14.00
Includes a corn cob with a plug-in cord attached to one end and "Underwipers Approved" on label.
Leister Game Company, Inc. #67-2 [9¼" x 2¾" x 1½"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Fine Minus.
(Some corner wear, a couple of very small ¼" spots of tape damage on lid and tray.
Females by Cole Cocktail Napkins (1956) $20.00
Contains thirty-six cocktail-style napkins with illustrations by Jack Cole
originally featured in the pages of Playboy magazine.
Monogram [5" x 5" x 1½"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Fine. (A few light water stains on top, a couple very small nicks.)
A Gift for the Groom Novelty (1950s) UNAVAILABLE
Includes a compass, a sleeping pill, an energy pill, a lover's splint,
and a "How to Love" instruction manual, all with witty captions.
DP Products [6" x 8¼" x 1"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Near Mint save for 2" split on upper left corner, repaired cleanly with glue on interior.
The Good Old Days Napkins (circa 1960s/1970s) $6.00
Contains sixteen napkins with illustration of W.C. Fields-style drunkard.
C.A. Reed Division [5" x 5" x 1"]
Contents are Mint. (Still sealed.)
Packaging is Near Mint. (Like new with remnants of store sticker upper right corner of front.)
Here Is $1000 Real US Currency Novelty (circa 1970s) $3.00
R.S. Jackson Company [4¼" x 6"]
Contents are Near Mint. (Still sealed.)
Card is Very Good.
Here They Are! Looking at You! Wooden Eyeglass Holder (circa 1960s) $3.00
The Tree House [6" x 2" X 1¾"]
Holder is Very Fine.
Here's How to Feel Your Drinks Bottle Cover (circa 1960s) $16.00
Includes a rubber bottle cover in the shape of a nude female torso.
Production company unknown [4½" x 7½" x 3¾"]
Contents are Mint. (Still sealed.)
Box is Fine. (Minor corner and surface wear.)
Here's How to Feel Your Drinks Coasters (circa 1960s) $16.00
Includes four rubber molded coasters in the shape of nude female torsos.
Production company unknown [4½" x 7½" x 3¾"]
Contents are Mint. (Still sealed.)
Box is Very Good Plus. (Some corner and surface wear.)
How to Halt the Population Explosion... Novelty (1970) $12.00
Includes a 3" x 5½" x 1¼" wooden stand-alone signpost that says "Do Not Enter."
Franco-American Novelty Company #9519 [3" x 6" x 1¼"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Near Mint save for one small ¾" x 1" spot of tape damage on back of lower tray.
I Had a Fantastic Dream About You Last Night... So I Owe You This Novelty (1971) $12.00
Includes a tray with two fake one-dollars bills attached.
Franco-American Novelty Company #9538 [4" x 5" x 1"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Near Mint save for one small ¾" x ¾" spot of tape damage on back of lower tray.
The Key to Finding Beautiful Women (circa 1970s) $10.00
Includes a silver key with a tag stating "Ladies Rest Room."
Production company unknown [4½" x 7½" x 3¾"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Fine. (Minor corner and surface wear.)
A Little Chicken... Sh*t Novelty (1965) $8.00
Includes a tray with fake plastic poultry poop attached.
Golden's [3¼" x 3½" x 1¾"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Near Mint save for two small spots of tape damage on the bottom of the lower tray.
Lose Weight! Sure Way to Prevent Over-Eating Novelty (1965) $8.00
Includes a severed knife and fork, and a spoon with a hole in it.
H. Fishlove & Company [5" x 6½" x 1"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Fine Minus. (Mild overall wear.)
Over the Hill... and on a Roll Novelty (1986) $5.00
Includes a black golf ball with the slogan "Old Golfers Never Die... They Just Lose Their Balls!"
Weaver Werks #SKU-780270 [4" x 4" x 3"]
Contents are Mint. (Still sealed.)
Box is Fine Plus. (Minor skuffing/rubbing.)
Pet Rock Novelty (1975) $16.00
Includes pet rock and "The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock" manual.
Rock Bottom Productions [4" x 5" x 3"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Very Fine.
Rattlesnake Eggs Novelty (circa 1950s) $8.00
Includes a gadget that vibrates and makes a rattlesnake-like sound when opened.
Made in Taiwan [6" x 3¼"] mvsm
Contents are Very Fine. (Still works.)
Packaging is Fine.
Ris-Gay Gun Garter Novelty (circa 1960s) $10.00
This Las Vegas novelty includes a red and black garter, a miniature vinyl
holster and finely detailed miniature metal gun, and a pair of red dice.
Production company unknown [4¾" x 4¼" x 1"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Clear plastic case is cracked and has tape residue on top and bottom.
Smoking Donkey Cigarette Dispenser (circa 1950s) $20.00
Includes a red plastic donkey carrying a box with "Tail-End Champ" printed on the top of it
that dispenses cigarettes out of it's, uhm, take a guess.
Made in Hong Kong [7" x 6½" x 2"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Packaging is Very Fine. (Uncirculated, mild corner wear from storage.)
That's Me, Groucho Cocktail Napkins (1954) UNAVAILABLE
Includes thirty-six illustrated cocktail-style napkins featuring Groucho Marx,
as well as an additional napkin featuring a DeSoto advert, as per You Bet Your Life!
Monogram of California [5" x 5" x 1½"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Very Good Plus. (Corner wear, "50¢" written in pen near upper edge.)
The Thing Snatching Hand Bank Novelty (circa 1960s) $10.00
Later, smaller version of The Thing from The Addams Family coin bank,
which has a hand come out of the bank and retrieve any coins left in the slot.
Made in China [4" x 2¾" x 2¾"]
Bank is Very Fine. (No box, works.)
Trick Brandy Glass (circa 1980s) $6.00
Made in Taiwan [2½" x 4" x 2½"]
Glass is Near Mint. (Still sealed.)
Packaging is Fine.
Wry Martinis Cocktail Napkins (1960) UNAVAILABLE
Contains thirty-six cocktail-style napkins illustrated by Anne Leaf.
Monogram [5¼" x 5¼" x 1¼"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Near Mint.
The Zlotnian Calculator (1976) $12.00
The Fingerbrain Company [3¾" x 6½" x ¾"]
Contents are Near Mint.
Box is Very Good. (General storage wear.)
